Allergies, Humor, Parodies

Spring Fever

sneezing
Photo by evah at sxc.hu


Spring has sprung
The weeds is riz;
I wonder where
The anti-histamines is?


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Parodies

I Knit Around

This is for all of you who are addicted to knitting or crocheting (you know who you are!), and even for those who aren’t.  Enjoy!

I KNIT AROUND
© 2009 Alice E. Workman

(Beach Boys’ style)

Round round knit around
I knit around
Yeah
Knit around round round I knit around

I knit around
Knit around round round I knit around
While sitting down
Knit around round round I knit around
Wool’s dyed in real bright reds
Knit around round round I knit around
I’m makin real cool threads

I’m getting bored knittin’ slippers and I’m ready to rip,
I fin’lly found a new place where the stitchers are hip,
The Ravelry scene is getting real well known,
Yeah, we have such fun, crocheted or picked or thrown.

We stitch around
Knit around round round I knit around
From town to town
Knit around round round I knit around
Think I’ll make socks instead
Knit around round round I knit around
Though I should go to bed

Knit around round round I knit around
I knit around
Round
Knit around round round ooooo
Wah wah ooooo

I’ll have to frog these socks ‘cause they don’t fit my feet
Then I’ll try that baby sweater ‘cause it looks so sweet
I’ve got a million other projects hidden out of sight,
I’m going to finish this one now if it takes me all night!

I knit around
Knit around round round I knit around
From town to town
Knit around round round I knit around
Patterns swirl in my head
Knit around round round I knit around
Don’t want to go to bed

Knit around round round I knit around
I knit around
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Round round knit around I knit around
Yeah