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In and Out – a Tale of Two Skunks

(Courtesy of my grandmother.  Author unknown.)

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Once there were two skunks named In and Out.

When In was out, Out was in.

One day Out was in and In was out.

Mother Skunk, who was in with Out, asked Out to go out and bring In in.

So Out went out, and brought In right in.

“How did you find In so quickly?” asked Mother Skunk.

“It was easy,” said Out. “Instinct.”

 

(In stinked.)

 

You may groan now.

 

 

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Posted by on July 16, 2011 in Humor

 

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You Know You’re a Mother When

You know you’re a mother when…


…a simple hug melts your heart,    

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and makes you instantly forget
what a hard job mothering really is.


 
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Posted by on May 31, 2011 in Children, Family, Humor, Mothers, Sharing

 

You know you’re a mother when…

You know you’re a mother when…

…you insist that others take a nap because you are tired.


 
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Posted by on May 30, 2011 in Children, Family, Humor, Mothers, Sharing

 

You know you’re a mother when…

You know you’re a mother when…

a friend asks if you’ve seen any good shows lately, and you respond, “Well, Sesame Street had a pretty good one yesterday…”


 
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Posted by on May 29, 2011 in Children, Family, Humor, Mothers, Sharing

 

You know you’re a mother when…

You know you’re a mother when…

you have to check your birth certificate to remember your given name.


 
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Posted by on May 28, 2011 in Children, Family, Humor, Mothers, Sharing

 

You know you’re a mother when…

You know you’re a mother when…

the most oft-repeated rule in your car is “Nobody breathe on anybody else.”


 
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Posted by on May 27, 2011 in Children, Family, Humor, Mothers, Sharing

 

You Know You’re a Mother When…

You know you’re a mother when…

you wake up to two eyes staring at you just an inch away from your own.


 
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Posted by on May 26, 2011 in Children, Family, Humor, Mothers, Sharing