You know you’re a mother when…
…the latest fashion means most recent set of clean clothing you changed into today after the baby spit up on you again.
Author Archives: Aunt Alice
You know you’re a mother when…
You know you’re a mother when…
…“personal growth” means the extra weight you somehow put on despite the fact that you never have time to eat.
You Know You’re a Mother When…
You know you’re a mother when…
…the centerpiece on your table is usually a bouquet of Dandelions.
You Know You’re a Mother When…
You know you’re a mother when…
…you make sure that the servings on each plate at dinner appear to be exactly the same size, color and texture.
You know you’re a mother when…
You know you’re a mother when…
…you speak fluent double-talk: boo-boo, nite-nite, bye-bye, no-no.
You know you’re a mother when…
You know you’re a mother when…
…you turn your shoes upside down and shake them out before you put them on - just in case.
You know you’re a mother when…
You know you’re a mother when…
…you are so used to interruptions that you rarely finish your
You know you’re a mother when…
You know you’re a mother when…
…he comedian you get to hear most often starts off with “Knock-knock” and ends with, “Isn’t that funny?”
You know you’re a mother when…
You know you’re a mother when…
…despite your college education, your vocabulary has been reduced to about twelve words and phrases, including potty, cool, that’s nice and Now!
You Know You’re a Mother When…
You know you’re a mother when…
…you answer the door then realize there’s a pacifier in your mouth.
